he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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