The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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