Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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