One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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