i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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