what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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