Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
