so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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