i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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