guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
What drink are we having for lunch?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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