He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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