I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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