she sounds like chewbacca in bed
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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