Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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