i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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