found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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