I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We left the knife in your bed.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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