I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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