he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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