Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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