I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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