I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
