im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
