Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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