Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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