but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
