whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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