So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I queefed so loud it echoed.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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