Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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