windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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