He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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