Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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