so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Less talking, more tequila
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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