2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
we're so committed to being not committed
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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