Will you blow on my dice?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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