seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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