After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
