he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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