and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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