So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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