Sponge bath it is.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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