did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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