WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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