my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
