I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
