hotel room ftw
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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