Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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