I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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