I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
