i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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