i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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