Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize