Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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