Whod you bang
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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