He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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