If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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