If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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