can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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