dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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