I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
