I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think I died a long time ago.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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